What is the fastest way to get marijuana out of my system once I have already smoked?

Answer:
Time! Exercise will help a bit but nothing else but time! Stop smoking weed!

THC is fat soluble, and it gets stored in your fat cells. Cleaning it out of your lipid tissue is very difficult. Many products claim to clean out your system, yet they do nothing to remove THC byproducts from fat cells. A study was done in Germany in 1993 on 50 of the most common herbs used by people trying to pass the test. All 50 herbs failed to cause a negative. Unfortunately, this rumor will not die.

Goldenseal (plant) is useless; yet it's the most common thing for people to use. The only way to extract THC from fat cells is to exercise. Fat cells secrete fat with THC metabolites at a constant rate, regardless of what you consume. You may be able to temporarily clean THC metabolites from your bloodstream, or dilute your fluids to yield a larger urine/THC ratio, but your bloodstream will continue collecting THC metabolites from fat. Your urine will continue collecting THC metabolites from your bloodstream.


Edit:
I usually don't do this, but ignore the answers below, they are nonsense, especially the clorox one! NOTHING will remove it from your system ... NOTHING!

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pray to god to give u strength and courage so u wont do drugs ever again and give u victory

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eat cheese. It binds to the thc receptors to bind with the THC in your system. You urinate these newformed Trithionine-3'-Hoxin out of your system about 3-4 hr after ingesting the cheese effectivly removing roughly 95% of the THC in your system.

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Prolly not the best advice to give, but I was told if you drink a teaspoon of Clorox and dilute it in a cup of water, that would actually clean it up in a day or so. I know a nurse at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, MN that did it before he got hired on there. I know one other person that knows about this and endorses it. Don't drink too much, because it will show up as way too much on the test and they will have you re-test and also ask why you drink Chlorine.

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Lots of water and exercising can't hurt but I'm not really sure that it works. There are detox kits you can try but I have heard that some labs will test for goldenseal root which is in a lot of them. The best thing you can do is wait it out and it will be gone in at the most 30 days.

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I've heard drinking lots of water. I'm not sure if that is 100% true though. And there are also some pills you can take. I think they can be bought at like CVS or any local drug store. But you need to let that smoking stuff go... cause no matter what you do it can stay in your hair for like up to 7 years. So you may be able pass urine test but there are other ways they can get cha!!

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umm.
i heard drinking cranberry juice or stone root tea helps

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Get a bottle of cranberry juice (any flavor) drink about two glasses, drink some water, take vitamins.niacin helps, but burns you up for a bit. Try to eat food with no fat since marijuana clings to fat cells, go to the sauna and try to sweat some out. There are drinks at Twisted Minds and Amused that you can take if you need to take a drug test.They're about $20-$40 depending on the size. Also, GNC has GREAT vitamins to get it all out of your system, it may cost around $50 though. It should all be out in about 2-3 weeks if you can keep up a low-fat diet and exercise along with the cranberry juice.

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