What is the safest way to drive drunk?

Answer:
with a 3 wood....maybe use a 9 iron if it is a short hole.

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YOU NEVER DRIVE WHILE YOU'RE DRUNK!!!!

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In the back seat!

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pretend your drunk and start acting like an idiot!

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are you kidding?!

the safest way to drive drunk is NOT TO DRIVE

seriously.. thats such a stupid question

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On your own land so the only person you can kill is yourself

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In a cab with someone else driving. If you must drive, then do it while parked.

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Not drive over .5 mph on a closed track.

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not to drive at all

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If you think that's funny, you're mistaken.

I'm sure the millions of people who have buried loved ones killed by a drunk driver would agree.

And just in case you really are that stupid, let me just say that it isn't safe to drive after one drink, let alone when you're drunk.

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Call a cab.

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Go to the arcade and drive drunk all you want on one of those race simulators.

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At home, on the couch, on the Playstation.

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to drive drunk?

just sleep for a while n everything will b fine

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Behind the remote control of your X box or play station! NEVER, EVER drive drunk! What if you killed somebody!!! Would you be able to live with that tragedy for the rest of your life?

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Don't drive drunk at all! You don't even know how much I have seen being a ER RN and paramedic and if you could go on one fatal accident call that involves a drunk driver killing a family mom, dad, and two children under the age of 6 yrs old. You would change your mind about ever getting behind the wheel drunk ever!

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well, lets see you get a role of duct tape, lay on the hood of your car. get a friend go tape you on. get him drunk and drive on the wrong side of the road.

THERE IS NO WAY TO DRIVE SAFELY WHILE INTOXICATED!!!!!

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With the drunk not being the driver.

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This is not a funny question. It is insulting to families who have lost loved ones due to drunk drivers.

Take a cab. Call a friend.

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Call a taxi. It's the only way. Or your wheelchair in prison, when you end up there after killing someone and maiming yourself.

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in the back seat of a cab.. You never drive drunk,, their is noooo safe way... Get a DD and have your fun..Or end up like Paris.. in jail... u decide

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